How to Survive Christmas (i.e.Family) by “NOT” Being Tiger Woods

Like most people who do not live in the same city with their biological family I look forward to the Christmas’ holiday with sheer delight and seethed dread. Yes, I use the five letter word dread because it seems as if all the unfinished family’s drama from the previous year is dysfunctionally packed away in the basement only to be reopened the morning of the following Christmas’ day. SURPRISE . . . mom is getting another divorce . . . SURPRISE . . . aunt is asking are you gay because you won’t to fix your uncle’s plate because he got two hands . . . SURPRISE . . . your fifteen year old male cousin is having a baby . . . SURPRISE . . . your older brother is taking grandmother to court because he wants to control her will . . . SURPRISE. All of these surprises make you want to grumble in your best Scrooge’s impersonation—bah hum bug. In a nutshell, my family makes Tyler Perry’s familial antics look pretty pedestrian and normal which is why I’ve developed some bullet points on how to survive the holidays with the family using Tiger Wood’s related news stories as well as other news worthy stories. To begin:

  1. Don’t model Tiger Woods’ infidelity. Holiday Translation: Don’t buy the same cheap gift from Target and give it to each family member expecting them not to find out you gave everyone the same gift.
  2. Don’t make stupid statements like Al Sharpton. Holiday Translation: Don’t tell the stupid person above that he should have only given the cheap Target gifts to black women in the family unless you want Christmas dinner in the dog house.
  3. Don’t repeat the word “high tech lynching” without understanding the history of lynching. Holiday Translation: When eating dinner at the table with your family, just keep your mouth shut about all controversial and intelligent topics unless it’s about the weather and cheese. We all know how one stupid comment can cause some family members to hold a grudge for the next ten year.

The Lies That History Tells Part 4: Some Don’t Have Books To Lie


Lies changed my outlook on important figures in history and seemed to always paint America as the hero/peace maker, when many times the leaders of this country were the main perpetrators and oppressors.

Some students in some neighborhoods don’t have history books to lie to them, or any books for that matter. I want to stretch the idea of students being lied to in school, and explore the idea of inequality in the school system. The more people I talk to in college, the more I realize the gap of information that was taught to me in high school. This takes me back to all the different discrepancies that I fought for throughout my secondary educational life.

I never felt empowered. I was born in Los Angeles, then as a young child I moved to the south side of Chicago. Seven years later, I moved to a suburban area of Atlanta. Five years later I found myself in the urban poverty-stricken city of East Cleveland, Ohio. Living in so many different places taught me to see both sides of life. What I saw in Metro Atlanta and what I saw in East Cleveland/Chicago was not fair or equal. The most challenging undertaking of my life was the day I decided to stop being a bystander, and began to fight against the injustices that I saw in my neighborhood.

A "High-Tech Lynching" in 2009

In a 1991 Senate confirmation hearing  Supreme Court nominee Clarence Thomas said:

 “This is not an opportunity to talk about difficult matters privately or in a closed environment. This is a circus. It’s a national disgrace. And from my standpoint, as a black American, it is a high-tech lynching for uppity blacks who in any way deign to think for themselves, to do for themselves, to have different ideas, and it is a message that unless you kowtow to an old order, this is what will happen to you. You will be lynched, destroyed, caricatured by a committee of the U.S. Senate rather than hung from a tree.”


Thomas was alluding to the allegations that he had sexually harassed Anita Hill, an attorney who had worked for him at the Equal Employment Opportunities Commission. We can debate the merits of his claim all day.  No matter what side you were on during that time or now, it is clear that this controversy did two things: heightened public awareness of sexual harassment in the workplace, and sparked a media frenzy on sex scandals that has gotten worse overtime.  However, that is not what this post is about. What I  want to address for the first and last time is the 2009 “high-tech lynching” of Eldrick Tont Woods, better known as Tiger.

December 7, 2009 – December 13, 2009

Parent of beaten Fenger student to speak at church
The Associated Press State, December 13, 2009

Harry Potter and the Engaged Readers
Lauren Edelson, The New York Times, December 13, 2009

City sets up meeting to mediate school ethnic tensions
Joseph A. Slobodzian, The Philadelphia Inquirer, December 13, 2009

On race issues, Harry Reid wallows in the mud
Ruben Navarrette Jr., San Jose Mercury News, December 13, 2009

Study Sees an Obama Effect as Lifting Black Test-Takers
Paul Tough, The New York Times, December 13, 2009

Gangs aren’t growing, but ‘thug’ mentality is
James E. Causey, Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, December 13, 2009

Disney’s latest breaks barriers, to viewers’ delight
Stephanie Green, The Washington Times, December 13, 2009

Police seek help in finding missing Lower Burrell teen
Pittsburgh Tribune Review, December 11, 2009

Young Achiever: Raven Clifton
Rick Wills, Pittsburgh Tribune Review, December 10, 2009

The failures of hate-crime laws
Vincent Carroll, The Denver Post, December 9, 2009

Students fight youth violence
Carmen Greco Jr., Chicago Tribune, December 9, 2009

US Should Increase Spending to Help Young People
States News Service, December 7, 2009

Scribbled Paper: Notes on a Scandal

I had a bit of a family emergency last week that resulted in me spending several hours in New York Presbyterian Hospital instead of checking out that tree in Rockefeller Center, seeing Shrek before it leaves Broadway next month, and visiting my favorite sneaker boutiques.  (To the folks who commented on last week’s blog, my apologies.  Life happens and I didn’t have much time to engage.) As a result, I kind of have no idea what’s going on in the world.  I do know, however, that Victor and Nikki got back together (AGAIN!) after his heart transplant.  Thanks, Grandma Charlotte.

Tiger's B-Game

tiger-woods“How my dick ta’te?” –Tiger Woods (GQ, 1997)

There is an old Lil’ Rascals joke. Darla, Spanky, and Buckwheat are learning new words. The assignment asks them to use each word in a sentence. Darla and Spanky, two of the white characters get the words love and respect. Buckwheat, the sole black character gets the word dictate and in his sentence he asks, “How my dick ta’te?” In 1997, while interviewing with GQ magazine, a then 21 year old Tiger Woods told this joke to a group of women. This month, GQ re-released the interview in response to the current allegations of infidelity against Tiger Woods. They. Saw. This. Coming.

The Princess and the Frog, but what about the White Frog's Hunters?

Today the Princess and the Frog opens across the nation. Of course, I’m going to go see the movie, however like most cynics I wrote a blog about the movie before it premiered approximately two months ago to  be exact. So, if my argument is proven wrong by actually seeing the film, I will write another blog saying I was wrong. However, I do not think this will be the case. Also, I hope bloggers, writers, teachers, critics, etc. are equally critical of this movie as they were of the movie, Precious.

The original title of the blog was, Mobs, Cracker Barrel, and Hunters . . . Oh, My.

The Lies That History Tells Part 3: Rainbows and Gay People Don’t Exist?

half truth

Is a half-truth a whole lie? When looking back over my 6 years elementary school, 3 years of middle school, and 4 years of high school, I realized that not once did my classes teach me about any gay or lesbian figure in history. As a matter of a fact, if it is public education’s job to teach about the realities of the world, they definitely failed on letting me know that there were gay people who existed in history that did great things. I’m not sure if I can call this homophobia, a better defining term for it is homo-nonexistence. You can’t be afraid of something that doesn’t exist. This is what I am labeling the great injustice of my childhood. This non-existence of gay people in my history books [while growing up] is another reason to why I was so insecure about my sexuality in middle school and much of high school. I remember being in 8th grade and thinking “what was wrong with me” or that I was the only gay person alive. I thought I was going to hell for the desires that I kept concealed in the innermost crevices of my mind.

Politicians Say The Darndest Things

Politicians say the “darndest” things. No, seriously they do.  Last week it was White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs patronizing American Urban Radio Network’s April Ryan by condescendingly comparing her tough interrogation to his son’s temper tantrums. Don’t believe me, ask Summer. Yesterday it was Harry Reid, tomorrow it will be someone else. Can I blame them for their candidness? Absolutely not. Sometimes Freudian slips are the only way we as the public can see the real side of government officials. While Robert Gibbs’ comments were as Summer put “sexually racialized” or “racially sexualized”, I think Harry Reid’s comments were right on point. Yeah I said it. 

In a prepared floor speech on Monday Harry Reid compared Republican efforts to block health care reform, to anti-abolitionists who wanted to maintain that thing called the “peculiar institution” and the folks who wanted to keep Blacks and Women as second-class citizens.  

November 30, 2009 – December 6, 2009

HIV Increasing Among Michigan Teenagers
Jerry Wolffe, Daily Tribune, December 6, 2009

Evidence-based and about common sense, too
O. Ricardo Pimentel, Milwaukee Journal Sentinel (Wisconsin), December 6, 2009

Black Youths Miss Out on Good Jobs News
Sara Murray, The Wall Street Journal, December 4, 2009

Florida’s Graduation Rate Highest Point Ever
States News Service, December 4, 2009 Friday

Dorsey High’s football program is about more than athletics
Kurt Streeter, LA Times, December 4, 2009

Philadelphia School’s Racial Tensions Lead to Fights
Kathy Matheson, Associated Press, December 4, 2009

Youth Hear Lots of Complaints, Little Advice at NAACP Leadership Forum
Robert L. Smith, The Plain Dealer, December 4, 2009

Racial Disparity in Lung Cancer Rates Narrowed in Young Adults Due to Larger Decrease in Smoking
EurekAlert, December 3, 2009

Montgomery Reports AP Test Surge; Officials Says Increase Driven by Hispanic and Black Students
Nelson Hernandez, Washington Post, December 2, 2009

Suit Says College Singled out Blacks
Scott Waldman, Albany Times Union, December 2, 2009

Challenging Racial Beliefs
Christie Williams, Roll Call, December 2, 2009

NAACP Files Complaint Against North Carolina School District
Alysia Patterson, Associated Press, December 1, 2009

New Chicago Public Schools Admissions Policy Blasted as Racist
Fran Spielman and Rosalind Rossi, Chicago Sun-Times, December 1, 2009

Brands Prepare for a More Diverse ‘General Market
Emily Bryson York, Advertising Age, December 2, 2009

Partners in a Graceful Rapport
Waveney Ann Moore, St. Petersburg Times, December 2, 2009

Why aren’t there more Deidre Greens?
Susan Troller, The Capital Times, December 2, 2009

Building Trust; Program Helps Police Become More Sensitive to Diversity, Community’s Needs
Glenn Smith, Charleston Post and Courier, November 30, 2009

Teens Get Other Teens to Listen up on HIV
Nikole Hannah-Jones, The Oregonian, November 30, 2009

Young Man Finds Place for Himself After Incarceration
Rita Price, Columbus Dispatch, November 30, 2009

Longing for success, battling demon
Kia Gregory, The Philadelphia Inquirer, November 30, 2009

Longing for Success, Battling Demons
Kia Gregory, Philadelphia Inquirer, November 30, 2009 (Part 2 of 2)

In Job Hunt, College Degree Can’t Close Racial Gap
Michael Luo, November 30, 2009