This Is Your BYP WakeUpCall

Check out this horrendous video of Herman Cain singing “Imagine There’s No Pizza” (a rewrite of Lennon’s “Imagine”) at some kind of Godfather’s Pizza event from (what looks to be) the mid-1980’s.

I was going to go to the trouble of researching the particulars surrounding this video, but what’s the point? It is the most surreal and hilarious thing you will see all day. It is absolutely insane.

Stop what you are doing, and watch this.


Our country is so weird, isn’t it?

The lyrics to this musical masterwork:

Imagine there’s no pizza
I couldn’t if I tried
Eating only tacos
Or Kentucky Fried
Imagine only burgers
It’s frightening and sad

You’re lucky you have pizza
To feed your kids for you
Only frosting or cookies
And no dishes you must do
Imagine eating pizza
Each and every day

You may say that it’s junk food
But to me it’s so much more
It gives my life its meaning
And it makes a lot of dough

Imagine mozzarella
Anchovies on the side
And maybe, pepperoni
Rounds out your pizza pie
Imagine getting pizza
Delivered to your door

You don’t have to give up now
On my skateboard I will go
I’ll be back in 30 minutes
I just bought Dominoes

All I am saying
Is give pizza a chance
All I am saying
Give pizza a chance!
All I am saying
Is give pizza a chance
All I am saying
You’ve got to, got to give pizza a chance!

This man is a serious contender for the GOP presidential nomination.

Something is wrong with America, folks. Very, very wrong.


Thoughts on Herman Cain’s new single? Does it make you cringe?

Or does it make you hungry?

Sound off below!