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If there’s one thing that people who haven’t been living under a rock know, it’s to never, ever come for the Beyoncé. It is a loosing battle. You will not win. But Mike Huckabee didn’t get this message. Huckabee is upset that Barack Obama allows his daughters to listen to Queen Bey.

It’s safe to say that Mike Huckabee is tripping. In is new book, he has made outrageous and hostile comments about the First Family and Beyonce.

He questioned Michelle Obama’s parenting skills by writing, that he is somewhat satisfied with the First Family’s parenting skills, he doesn’t understand why President Obama and Michelle allow Malia and Sasha to listen to Beyoncé and Jay-Z: “With the First Lady so concerned about making sure her daughters’ bellies don’t ingest unhealthy food, how can she let their brains ingest obnoxious and toxic mental poison in the form of song lyrics?”

Huckabee also suggest that Jay-Z is pimping Beyoncé out. Come on dude. In his book, Huckabee said, “Jay-Z is a very shrewd businessman, but I wonder: Does it occur to him that he is arguably crossing the line from husband to pimp by exploiting his wife as a sex object?”

Of Beyoncé, the disgruntled politician wrote, “incredibly talented … has an exceptional set of pipes” and “is a terrific dancer — without the explicit moves best left for the privacy of her bedroom.”

He even came for Rihanna. Of one of her outfits Huckabee was not pleased at all by RiRi’s ode to Josephine Baker. “I’ve seen dusty pickup truck windshields that were less see-through than the mesh ‘dress’ Rihanna recently ‘wore’ on the red carpet at a fashion show.”

The only thing he may have gotten right is that he thinks Miley Cyrus is bad dancer. He’s right, Miley spends too much trying to appropriate black culture but still hasn’t learned how to dance on beat.

In short, Mike Huckabee is a hating hater and he needs to stop.

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